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Wednesday, May 12, 2004
Yes, I took the dive and am trying my hand at stand up comedy for my comedy class...wish me luck.
Sorry if this page was the first place you heard about my transfer plans, I just thought it was a really cheap, impersonal way to get the word out :-/
Look out for Bear Attack! An 80's metal band that will rock your town in Summer of '04. I'm not kidding, the Atttack! begins this June. Really...not an alter-ego of Oyok. A completely new band. Called...you guessed it, Bear Attack!
Count how many times the phrase "Bear Attack" appears on this page and you will win a free bear to attack, if it doesn't attack you first of course. Thats how life with bears goes, you just have to let the bears be bears and take the bull by the horns, which will turn those lemons into lemonade. This is of course troth x3, no jk. If you don't understand this paragraph, you're about the biggest idiot in the world...jkl. (If you don't understand what jkl means that's ok with yo).
Don't worry, that will all make sense if you never forget the umpire.
Sorry if this page was the first place you heard about my transfer plans, I just thought it was a really cheap, impersonal way to get the word out :-/
Look out for Bear Attack! An 80's metal band that will rock your town in Summer of '04. I'm not kidding, the Atttack! begins this June. Really...not an alter-ego of Oyok. A completely new band. Called...you guessed it, Bear Attack!
Count how many times the phrase "Bear Attack" appears on this page and you will win a free bear to attack, if it doesn't attack you first of course. Thats how life with bears goes, you just have to let the bears be bears and take the bull by the horns, which will turn those lemons into lemonade. This is of course troth x3, no jk. If you don't understand this paragraph, you're about the biggest idiot in the world...jkl. (If you don't understand what jkl means that's ok with yo).
Don't worry, that will all make sense if you never forget the umpire.
posted by David # 12:10 AM 
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is probably one of the funniest posts I have ever read. Stand up, Beeth-oven? You should be pretty good at that! Good luck, anyways. BEAR ATTACK! will, as you mentioned, be in full force starting in June! Look for us at stadiums near you for our big arena tour. BTW, I bought a new guitar today. Traded in the Strat for something more suiting for becoming Gods of METAL (80's of course- we will leave the nineties stuff for Rage and Pantera, both in classes of their own)! IM me for new guitar specs. P.S. Hurry up and arrive at MTSU...NONE SHALL DENY THY GIGGLE OR DEATH SHALL COME TO THEE!
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